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MadFaction
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Birthday:
May 23, 1982 (Age: 30)
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Location:
Outside your bedroom window.
Occupation:
World Class Assassin

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MadFaction

Cerberus Member, Male, 30, from Outside your bedroom window.

No fucks. Feb 24, 2012

MadFaction was last seen:
Mar 17, 2013
    1. MadFaction
      No fucks given.
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  • About

    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    May 23, 1982 (Age: 30)
    Home page:
    http://www.fuckyourbullshit.com
    Location:
    Outside your bedroom window.
    Occupation:
    World Class Assassin
    I play video games. Fun ones, boring ones, grindy ones, naked ladies ones, sims, action, FPS, RPG, MMORPG, etc.

    I like dark beer, tattooed women, moonlit walks through graveyards, people who aren't impressed by nice cars, people who own nice cars, people who don't give a fuck about cars. I like crabcakes, steak, chicken, and vegetables. I love pizza. It makes my pants tight.

    I have a level 85 of every class in WoW. I'll probably be forever alone because I'm too concerned about getting fucked over by another woman. I like casual non-committal sex when I can get it, but secretly want a meaningful relationship. I'm afraid to visit fetish porn sites, because I might get addicted to them.

    I fucking hate it when people talk loudly in voice channels late at night. I hate it when people cue up to laugh obnoxiously loud. I love it when I hear squeaky chairs in the background when people talk.

    I like Australians. I hate Martians. I prefer Diet Coke to Pepsi, Coke, and Diet Pepsi, but my favorite soda is orange flavored soda. Sunny-D is cool, but only with enough Vodka. Russians sound cool when they speak English.

    I hate working on Sundays. I fucking hate it when people try to come in restaurants thirty minutes prior to the posted closing time. I fucking hate people who try to stay past the posted closing time in restaurants. I hate people who don't bathe properly. I love people who smell good without overdoing it.

    I like movies. Action movies, character development movies, movies about a different time and a different place, movies about wildly improbable fiction scenarios, movies about real things. I like NatGeo, Discovery, H2, History, Fox, HBO, STARS, Cainnes, Sundance, Travel.

    I'm a Republican, with some liberal ideals. Women can do whatever the fuck they want with their bodies. Other people have absolutely no fucking right to tell me what to do with my money, nor are they entitled to a fucking penny of it. Marijuana should be legalized. I don't smoke Marijuana.

    I like to stay at home in my house, it feels safe and comfortable. I go out into the world only when I have a plan and objectives to accomplish. I want to have a job I enjoy rather than hate. I like Best Buy. I like being alone in crowds. I like poorly lit, cramped and cozy bars.

    I like to watch people, and try not to judge them when I do. I wonder if people are watching me, and I wonder what they think about me, but I don't really care deep down inside. I hate going to any government agency. Long, slow moving lines suck. People with more than two colors in their hair fascinate me.

    I have nothing but respect for people who volunteer, even though I never do. I wish I had more time and the drive to volunteer. I want to give something to people who have nothing, but only when my own standards deem it appropriate.

    I hate people who won't work, even though they can. I hate people who think I should work harder even when I'm pushed to my limits. I hate people who don't know when to back off. I hate conversationally pushy people. I love people who are comfortable with silences during conversations.

    I love the stars, the planets, the galaxy, and the myriad of possibilities unknown to us. I like big T.V.s. I enjoy salads, but not with any regularity. I feel bad about using plastic products, but I do it anyway.

    I'm very opinionated, but reticent about sharing when I don't know the opinions of my present company. I can juggle, but only three objects and nothing too different than a basic sphere. I miss Final Fantasy VII. I liked Final Fantasy X too.

    I miss a time when things in my life were much simpler. I get tired of worrying, but then I worry about what I'm not worrying about. I check the time regularly, then have to recheck it because I wasn't paying attention. I like the colors black, grey, silver, dark green, dark brown, and dark blue. Fall is my favorite season.

    I want to live in Boston, but I've never been there. I enjoy the history of the early American nation, up until the rapid expansion to the west. I secretly wish I was a Minuteman in colonial America.

    I want to try meditation, but I'm too fucking stressed out to sit still for 5 minutes without doing something. I fidget when I'm nervous. I use my hands for emphasis when I talk. Sometimes I don't even respond when spoken to directly, because I simply can't think of anything meaningful to say. Sometimes I say random and stupid shit because I'm not thinking.

    That's enough of that for now. Maybe I'll read this and think twice about it. That probably means I'll end up deleting it all, or adding more nonsense to it.